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Joke of the Day

"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."

"What's the difference between my wife and my paycheck? My paycheck comes once a week."

"I asked my boss for a raise and full-benefits package. But before I knew it, she was going down on me."

"How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight."

"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"

"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"

"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."

"Walk up to the finest girl in the club and whisper, ""excuse me, can I get at that outlet behind you hon?"""