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Joke of the Day

"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."

"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."

"Circles. I don't see the point in them."

"My girlfriend wanted me to show her a good time, so I showed her pictures of me before we met."

"Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong"

"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now I'm really jealous of deaf people."

"After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz. Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody."

"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"

"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."

"Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts. He abuses the invisibility spell."