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Joke of the Day

"A mountain was next to another mountain.. An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say.. ""It wasn't my fault!"" credit to my awesome science teacher"

"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""

"Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants."

"In the middle of a GOP debate, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face."

"Which part of a birch tree makes it better with autonomic functions than others? Their betula oblongata"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger"

"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."

"In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Every time you use a q-tip... you turn a q into an o"

"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."