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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
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" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. "
"Community college"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"
"Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE"
"I think it was stupid of David Bowie keeping his cancer a secret. The amount of likes he would have got on Facebook would have saved him ten times over."
"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"
"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"
"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""
"Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding."