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Joke of the Day

"thank god 50 shades of grey got the R rating they wanted because what kid under 18 wouldn't want to watch 50 shades of grey with a parent"

"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care."

"As a gay man with a background in the arts, there's precious little to keep me occupied in prison. To be honest, I just get bored."

"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"

"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"

"What's the Italian version of Preparation-H? Innuend-O"

"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."

"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."

"There's nothing like finding a screw on the floor to make me wonder for the rest of the day about what's going to fall apart and kill me."