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Joke of the Day

"thank god 50 shades of grey got the R rating they wanted because what kid under 18 wouldn't want to watch 50 shades of grey with a parent"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don't."

"What's so unfunny that it's funny? An anti-joke."

"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."

"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."

"A businessman comes into work distraught, wearing a bloody suit.NSFW A coworker asks him, ""What happened to your tie?"" He responds, ""I had to kill that whore because she had a freaking dick."""

"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."

"A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure."

"A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."

"If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry."