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Joke of the Day

"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"

"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"

"I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit, my neighbor said ""I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."

"I'm going to start rubbing myself up against people when they've got nice food. If it works for my cat, it'll work for me."

"If you're not carrying around matchbooks from places you've been recently I don't know why you don't want your murder to be solved"

"Not all math puns are bad Just sum"

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."

"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"