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"Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms? Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington"
"What beer do elderly rednecks drink? Silver Mullet"
"I remember directing a play and I thought I'd spice it up a bit by adding a lesbian shower scene... Some say I'm the fresh and bold thing that theatre needs, others that I ruined the nativity."
"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."
"Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures; they only use pubic transportation."
"What are your thoughts on monorails? They make decent one-liners."
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."