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Joke of the Day
"Today I am no long Obese. At 3'8"" I am a short obese."
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"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"
"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"
"How to walk in 4 easy steps Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4"
"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""
"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."
"Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball."
"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."
"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."