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"Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? A: An offer you can't understand."
"What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10"
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."
"2 peanuts were walking down a dark alley one was assaulted"
"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""
"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."
"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"
"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""