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Joke of the Day

"2 peanuts were walking down a dark alley one was assaulted"

"What instrument does the uterus play? The fallopian tuba."

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"X is An Independent Variable That don't need no Y."

"How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack? He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!"

"A Brit, a Jew and a Canadian. So a Brit, a Jew and a Canadian are sitting in bar. The jew lifts his head from his drink and says, ""I just don't know anymore, does america got talent?"""

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so damn good at it"

"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !"

"The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying."