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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? A: An offer you can't understand."

"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""

"In Canada , we have two seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling."

"M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic"

"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"

"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.. But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."