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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."
Next Joke
"So a child molester and a priest walk into a bar.. And he's the only one there."
"A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out, by having sex with the register He came into some money"
"You open a massage studio called Human Traffic Fuck Palace and some people will just assume the worst."
"My mother said fetch me a glass of water... My mother said ""fetch me a glass of water"" and I said ""no"" my mom said ""I bore you for nine months!"" So I said ""you bore me every time you speak!"""
"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a black person? I don't know either, but it would be great at picking cotton."
"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."
"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."
"What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?"
"Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad... He gave me some sound advice."