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Joke of the Day
"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."
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"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot. Let me in"""
"I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7 Until I remember I took that one with John Cena."
"Met a woman with 12 boobs last night... Sounds unbelievable dozen tit"
"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."
"I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy."
"What goes down and never comes up My ego"
"Two penguins are chilling in Antarctica. One turns to the other and says, ""Yo, it's really fucking cold."" The other quickly looks at the penguin and exclaims, ""Oh my god! You can talk!"""
"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."
"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."