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Joke of the Day
"What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10"
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"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."
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"Me: Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know. Waiter: I asked if you were dining alone. Me: Oh, sorry. Yes."
"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
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"What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud."
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