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"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"
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"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"
"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."
"Chess is actually quite easy... Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop molests the Pawns."
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"
"Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one... Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!"
"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""
"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."
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