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Joke of the Day
"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""
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"[job interview] Look. First, you give me a job. Then I get paid. THEN I'll be able to buy pants. I can't just skip ahead to the last step."
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."
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"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"
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"I have a friend who says he's a pothead but only takes one hit and then he's stoned. He's not a pothead, he's a mari-wanna be."
"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."