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Joke of the Day

"Hello everyone, welcome back to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed because I'm seeing a lot of new faces here tonight..."

"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"

"What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship? Suck my *DECK*!!!"

"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"

"Your porn name is your first pet and the street you grew up on? So my porn name is Glenn Beck? Fuck that shit!"

"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."

"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."

"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"

"Ever been kicked in the shin because you don't have any Fruit Loops? Welcome to parenthood."

"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that's the definition of an accident."