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Joke of the Day
"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."
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"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."
"What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables? Lettuce pray they turnip."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"
"Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader? Because there's only 2 factors involved."
"Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments."
"No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's"
"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."
"I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice."
"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."