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Joke of the Day

"Your porn name is your first pet and the street you grew up on? So my porn name is Glenn Beck? Fuck that shit!"

"There are 2 types of people in the world, those who will admit they've masturbated to their own image in the mirror... ... and ugly people."

"What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc? What's up Doc?' Check for bugs in your system."

"What do McDonald's and a pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat between seven-year-old buns."

"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."

"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."

"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"

"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel."

"What do you call a porn with two couples? A pair-a-mount picture."