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Joke of the Day
"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"
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"If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"Why Nissan Sunny? Is there Nissan Rainy?"
"Homophobia is a sacred union between a man and his bigotry."
"[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend"
"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"
"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."
"Oh thank goodness, you posted another selfie. I almost forgot what you looked like since the selfie 5 minutes ago."