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Joke of the Day

"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"

"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"

"I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like ""Sorry little Canadians. We're full."""

"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."

"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you dirty bastard""."

"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."

"My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP, creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life."

"I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis."

"Original Content. That is all."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."