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Joke of the Day
"Ever been kicked in the shin because you don't have any Fruit Loops? Welcome to parenthood."
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"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"
"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."
"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."
"My girl friend said to me ""sex is better on daytime""... That wasn't a very nice Idea..."
"ME: Tell me your weaknesses. INTERVIEWER: um I'm interviewing you! M: *writes hostile'* I: What's that say? M: *writes overly suspicious'*"
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."
"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs? Indeterminate"
"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"