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Joke of the Day
"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"
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"To avoid identity theft when I die I want to be shredded."
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"hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working"
"Today i meet a man with a glass eye He didn't tell me, it just popped out in the conversation"