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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."

"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."

"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"

"Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building."

"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"

"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."

"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."

"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"