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Joke of the Day
"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"
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"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."
"I tried to kill myself once with Aspirin, but after the first two I felt better."
"Scissors Commercial: *Montage of people karate chopping paper in half* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better... Nevermind that was rad"
"Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash out Tide"
"Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces. It's a remustard version."
"Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?"
"watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome"
"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""
"What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them."