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Joke of the Day

"Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash out Tide"

"I tried to give myself a sex change operation but I couldn't pull it off."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!"

"Went out drinking at the bar last night. Took a cab home. Trying to figure out what to do with the cab in my garage?"

"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""

"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."

"Psychics A young psychic dwarf escapes from prison. The newspaper headline the next day: ""Small Medium at Large"". Edit: Small not short"

"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"

"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."