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Joke of the Day
"Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces. It's a remustard version."
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"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."
"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."
"What's the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope"
"There was a new machine at the gym... After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars..."
"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."
"that awkward feeling. when you are sitting on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and your boss walks in... and your pants are up."
"[with father in law] ""You know how to pluck a goose, son?"" Er yes sir, sure do *stretches goose's neck and plays it like a double bass*"
"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
"How do you know if a black lady is pregnant? If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked."