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Joke of the Day

"Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces. It's a remustard version."

"They say it's rude to ask a women's age... So what's your weight?"

"I've completed my 1st four year term as husband and have been elected to a 2nd. Let the lame duck husbandry begin."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457"

"Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back."

"[Spelling bee, to clench victory] ""O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E."" Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct."

"Q: What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja? A: Canuck-chucks."

"What did the gay deer say after he left the bar ? Man, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there"

"What is white, floats, and says ""Boo""? A ghost boat."

"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."