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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""

"Jared from Subway should be happy... ... He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going."

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"What did the judge order in his whiskey? Just ice"

"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."

"Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month. She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro."

"Mum: did you masturbate while showering again? Son: I'm cleaning it as fast as I like to!"

"Man arrested on charges of being nice, quiet guy. ""I'm shocked, he always seemed like such a murderous asshole,"" said a neighbor."

"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."

"I had a dream last night that I killed all those shirtless guys with ""swag"" and their duck-face girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust."