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Joke of the Day

"I tried to kill myself once with Aspirin, but after the first two I felt better."

"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."

"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."

"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding."

"I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?"

"What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? Blood on your stool"

"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"

"The blind have a braille version of the bible... The Really Holy Bible."

"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."