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Joke of the Day

"Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?"

"The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"The paleo diet is to eat only foods cavemen would have eaten. So, fruity pebbles, cocoa pebbles, the oatmeal with little dinosaur eggs, etc."

"I'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings."

"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."

"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."

"Did you hear about the mushroom? He was a fungi."

"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."

"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."