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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them."

"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"

"If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber.. So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?"

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."

"Q: Why does the letter A look like a flower? A: Because Bs like flowers."

"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"

"Peanut Butter A man walks into a psychiatrist's office masturbating with a jar of peanut butter. He asks the doctor, ""Well, whaddya think?"". The doctor replied, ""I think you're fucking nuts."""

"I told her she has the most beautiful eyes and she started screaming... Apparently she doesn't like to be woken up by total strangers."

"What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa? A good start."

"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"