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Joke of the Day
"I probably wouldn't even use the gym if I were in prison."
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"What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment? A putable bond"
"Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics? There are tumor down the street."
"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."
"As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say ""please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"""
"What is the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs"
"Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy)."
"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"
"What happens when women have their period? They get easily irritated and they ovary act"
"Boxers leave me feeling unsupported. But I guess I shouldn't expect a man who has forged his hands into weapons to gently cup my balls."