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Joke of the Day

"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"

"What do you call a male trapped in a female body? A fetus"

"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"

"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."

"Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it."

"What kind of cake did Noah enjoy? Mabul cake."

"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."

"What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash."

"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"

"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"