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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs"
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"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."
"What's more impressive than the talking dragon? A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!"
"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"*Playing catch* *dad throws ball over fence* ""I'll get it son!"" *25 years later* ""Wow he must've thrown it far"""
"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"
"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."
"Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry"
"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."