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Joke of the Day

"Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy)."

"I played Two Steps From Hell to my cat, and she became a lion. I played it to my son, he's still a disappointment."

"What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder."

"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed."

"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."

"I'm all ""class"". The first two letters really aren't necessary."

"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"