29543
Joke of the Day
"Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy)."
Next Joke
"So Russia has been running out of resources lately... I guess you can call them the Red Scarce."
"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"
"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest."
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"