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Joke of the Day
"What happens when women have their period? They get easily irritated and they ovary act"
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"Girls can be so ungrateful. I make her breakfast in bed and instead of saying ""Thank you"" she is all like ""How did you get into my house?"""
"I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating ""mucho"" for me It means a lot"
"Hey, college students: It gets debtor."
"When someone says ""I need this done yesterday"" it's like I'm not going to be bossed around by someone who doesn't understand how time works"
"what does my dad and christmas crackers have in common? they show up once a year to make me cringe with their dad jokes, and then give me a shitty gift."
"What do you say When you see your tv floating in midair? Drop it nigga!"
"TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is. because they are too humble to say."
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."