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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex in the woods? Its fucking in tents!"
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"Cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you Me: yes, he was not very friendly"
"What happened to the guy who farted in church? He sat in his own pew."
"""I'm not good at goodbyes."" I am. See ya."
"I woke this morning to find Mr.Mittens on the bed staring at me with a look that said 'You're a mouth breather, and I'll never respect you'"
"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short."
"What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed? WasWas"
"What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever."
"What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!"
"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."