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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment? A putable bond"
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"I get my wife the same thing every year for Christmas, a dildo and a pair of slippers If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help"
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""
"A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep"
"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."
"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."
"What do you call a baby panther? a Newton."