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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about tapirs?... They're nosey pigs."
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"I drank 2 energy drinks to keep me aware while I drive but the only thing I'm aware of now is how many inanimate objects have jazz hands."
"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
"My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and it's like, do you even sift bro?"
"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."
"My GF and I would kick ass at the newlywed game. I know 100% of her answers to questions is "" I don't know""."
"Have you heard the joke about the black man and the mexican? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. And you thought I was racist."
"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""
"The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama."
"I don't believe ppl who ""don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."" When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes."