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Joke of the Day
"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
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"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""
"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""
"I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]"
"What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies? One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater."
"Did you hear the one about the feminist stand-up? It's not funny."
"Price of 2x4's : 9$. Price of some nails: 3.50$. Price of a hammer:15$ The world after a Crucifixion: Christless."
"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pick pocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot but you make me really uncomfortable, sometimes my underwear gets sticky and I get burned"
"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"