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Joke of the Day
"My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and it's like, do you even sift bro?"
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"""Yesterday, my wife left me for my best friend"" ""Who is your best friend?"" ""Robert"" ""Since when is Robert your best friend?"" ""Yesterday."""
"What is the definition of ""moon""? The past tense of ""moo""!"
"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"
"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"
"What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!"
"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""
"Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids."
"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"