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Joke of the Day

"I just bought some ""ribbed cotton tank t-shirts"" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters."

"Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut.. but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen."

"Confucius say, ""woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down."" It's true. Do the math."

"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."

"Hate being a funeral director ""why'd u take the job?"" I inherited it from my dad ""You could've just declined it"" And lose my first customer?"

"Why was the Amish girl shunned? Too Mennonite."

"I'm even late for work when I work from home"

"""I look ridiculous!"" --First wolf in sheep's clothing"

"What did the octopus say to the fox? ""What the fuck are you doing in the ocean?"""

"I used to be indecisive... But now I'm not sure. EDIT: I know this is an old joke, but it's one of my favorite one-liners, so I thought I'd share."