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Joke of the Day
"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""
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"What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin."
"Canadian Tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout"
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4. 1 to hold the bulb and 3 to drink until the room spins."
"Ask me why I'm bad at telling jokes - ""why are you bad at telling jokes?"" - ...oh wait. Shit! ughh ... I fucked it up."
"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."
"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."
"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"
"wife: ""you promised you wouldnt buy anything stupid with our lottery winnings"" me: [covering penguin's ears] ""he can hear you linda"""
"Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater."