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Joke of the Day

"I drank 2 energy drinks to keep me aware while I drive but the only thing I'm aware of now is how many inanimate objects have jazz hands."

"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."

"Virgins They never gave a fuck."

"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"

"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."

"It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus"

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."

"Why did the engineer buy a mattress? To sleep under it"

"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."