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Joke of the Day

"My GF and I would kick ass at the newlywed game. I know 100% of her answers to questions is "" I don't know""."

"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"

"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."

"Don't stare at me during sex! I don't know you!"

"Why does ISIS like sheep? Is-Lamb!"

"What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese? Alfredo"

"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"

"Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people."

"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."

"1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco"