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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the black man and the mexican? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. And you thought I was racist."

"The devil and a lawyer are having a conversation The devil says, ""I will give you the ability to win every case you get, in exchange for your soul."" The lawyer replies, ""Okay, what's the catch?"""

"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."

"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"

"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"

"Looking for Sympathy? You'll find it between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary."

"What is the president's favorite vegetable? BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham."

"Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"

"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."