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Joke of the Day
"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."
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"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
"Instructions: 1. Watch every breath someone takes 2. Watch every move someone makes 3. Watch every bond someone breaks 4. Log off Facebook"
"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."
"I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though."
"a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again"
"Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night? My Roku."
"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."
"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."
"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"