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Joke of the Day
"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."
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"What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole."
"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"
"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."
"I prepared chicken today. I said, ""Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."""
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"
"What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in."
"Amy Winehouse's final album was ""recorded before her death."" Thanks for the clarification."