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Joke of the Day
"Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. It's the gassiest of all planets."
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"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"
"Being successful is like getting pregnant.. ..Everyone will come to congratulate you but no one dares to ask how hard and how many times you were fucked."
"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."
"On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth."
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"
"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."
"What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad? Cross-dressing"