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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"
"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("
"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile"
"pretty jealous of bears. they're like, ""well, just ate my entire weight in salmon, now I'm gonna sleep for 6 months. smell ya later, hater"""
"Him: What are you doing? Me: Tweeting. Him: Gah. Such a colossal waste of time. Me: *stare* Him: *goes back to playing Candy Crush*"
"RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART! RANGER: What did I just say!?"
"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"
"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."
"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"