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Joke of the Day

"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."

"I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?"

"Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!"

"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"

"Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend? He didn't have all the 7"" he kept talking about."

"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."

"Why didn't Hitler get tertiary education? He couldn't stand Jew-near college."

"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States? Because in America, freedom rings."