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Joke of the Day

"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."

"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."

"I accidentally ate a piece of rope... I shit you knot"

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."

"5 birds are on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left. None they all flew away."

"So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*"

"Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz"

"i dont care what anyone says, i dont have a follow up statement i just dont care what anyone says."

"Whats black, white, red and rolls around in a KFC parking lot? Litter that the wind blew out of the trash you racist piece of shit!"