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Joke of the Day

"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"

"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."

"Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday"

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""I'll serve you but don't start anything"""

"I've been on Reddit for too long I've literally been browsing Reddit since last year..."

"I don't see the point of buying an autobiography when I can just flip to the last page and read the author's biography."

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."

"What to toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons"

"The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is, I meet people that I didn't even know were on my friends list."

"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."