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Joke of the Day
"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."
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"I just flew in from Nova Scotia and boy, are my arms tired... From jacking it in first class the whole way."
"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"
"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"
"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."
"Why did the short vampire like to gamble? Because the stakes were high!"
"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"
"What's brown, long, and sticky? A stick."